I… am a Cancer Survivor

This entry is part 1 of 24 in the series Cancer Survivor

I … am a cancer survivor. Even when I write it down, I have to pause to let the idea sink in. In the spectrum of life-changing events, it ranks pretty high.

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Like a Little Michelin Man

This entry is part 2 of 24 in the series Cancer Survivor

“When I first met Mr. Keating, he looked like a little Michelin Man,” my doctor remarked to the intern. Staying in the hospital that night very likely saved my life.

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Deflating the Michelin Man

This entry is part 3 of 24 in the series Cancer Survivor

Twenty four hours after the whole thing started, the doctor was explaining the procedure to remove the fluid from around my heart.

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A Bucket of Cold Water…

This entry is part 4 of 24 in the series Cancer Survivor

I suddenly felt as though a bucket of cold water had been thrown on me. So this was what heart failure felt like?

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Becoming A Medical Dummy

This entry is part 5 of 24 in the series Cancer Survivor

If one is a patient in a teaching hospital, and has an unusual condition, one can expect to be visited by classes of eager medical students.

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When the Alien Bursts Out

This entry is part 6 of 24 in the series Cancer Survivor

In the language of the world of cancer, I was Stage 4A on a scale that had no Stage 5 and only one more letter.

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Stick a Pin In It- Deflate

This entry is part 7 of 24 in the series Cancer Survivor

How to treat cardiac tamponade – stick a pin in it. Well, okay, it’s really a needle. Which gets exceedingly close to one’s heart. Eep.

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Anterior Mediastinal Mass – Huh?

This entry is part 8 of 24 in the series Cancer Survivor

Anterior mediastinal mass? Shadowy CT scans can only show so much. Time to bite a chunk off the beastie and see what it is.

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Final Answer Regis Philbin

This entry is part 9 of 24 in the series Cancer Survivor

Lymphoma or thymoma? Seemed rather like flipping a two-headed coin when you’ve called tails.

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When Harvest Time Arrives

This entry is part 10 of 24 in the series Cancer Survivor

Mom always told me that if I ate things without washing them that vegetables would start to grow in my stomach. But a cauliflower??

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